Some Helpful Information For The Vatican Envirowhackos

(Satire alert!)

You know, I've been thinking.  Perhaps I've been too harsh on the progressive lemmings individuals concerned about the environment in the Vatican.  The poor dears!  Climate change has been weighing so heavily on their minds that they've scarcely had the energy to utter a peep about what just happened in Ireland!  They need support!  Accordingly, I present the important information below, as they prepare to sell us out to the United Nations "population control" goons!  Who knows?  Perhaps it might be included in a last-minute revision of the environmental encyclical before it's released!  :-)